CAVEMAN SYNDROME!

For the past two days i have not had access to the internet! Yeees it does happen on this corner of the earth but am so relieved am out of that phase. Its soo disappointing considering how much i had to tell people in this world of mine. i had "TITTY TUESDAY" and a "KINKY WEDNESDAY" now gone to waste. Anyway today as i was lying in bed the whole day thinking of how fabulous it would have been for me if man had not invented fire,electricity,bicycles etc then i wouldn't have to worry bout the programming class i just missed lazying in bed, looking for boots to impress or worry bout my life in the next five years!Cool huh? But the part i had forgotten about was the CAVEMAN! remember rowdy,arrogant,domineering species of human beings? Yeah  then  my work would be to do nothing but procreate,feed him.wash him,,,imagine!Sad i know...killed the whole randomthoughts thingy.Then i sat and think about it.....its not much different now! Most men still have that CAVEMAN syndrome. This blog is totally not gender biased by the way. So yeah you spend most of your years attending school,get a degree only to accommodate a grown ass baby who thinks you are an incarnation of his mother.Again i say i am not biased i myself have been a loving and caring girlfriend to my exes but some men are too much!To this day i have never understood the essence of relationships but al be damned if i had to put up with a CAVEMAN for the rest of my life.

MAY 30TH 2011-#RANDOMTHOUGHTS

So after many months of hard work put into the design of this blog i finally decide to put it up (typical melancholic) i dnt so much of it though guess i was too chicken to hear what people had to say about my random thoughts. So the theme of today MAY 30TH 2011 is #randomthoughts. So the other day my B.F.F(who happens to be a boy) and i were having a go at random thoughts. You know, those thoughts people will happen to find them silly and they just pop up in your mind at awkward moments. Picture this you are having dinner with your parents at a family restaurant and you wonder what if the male waiter came up dressed as a playmate...you see how random. So our random thought the other day was how does a chick get chipsfungwad(refer to me for explanation) and not get paid. As in? Yes i know it sounds crued but think of it women do enjoy sex but then i still dont get how you can walk out of the bar with a stranger, go to his place,let him sample goodies that minus one of all the men in the bar didnt and not ask for payment.In short ladies value what you have dont let silly urges get the best of you.

IN THE BEGINNING

Seriously to this day i wonder why God opted to create Adam first. Picture it this way men are colour blind creatures so am guessing red really is green and green really is red...i know i sound biased being my first blogpost but what the hell am guessing most of fellow goddesses out there think so to?. Reason why i chose Goddess Artemis as my screen profile Is quite simple.She was Atlantis' "Independent woman" you know...the "i dont need a man syndrome" truth is most of these women are really hiding in their own shadows. Look at Artemis for example (trip back to Greek Mythology class), she swore never to get married yet she had an undying love for God Orion. Sensed the irony yet. These is where most of the 20th century ladies want to fall into though others draw inspirations from nasty bitches such as Hera,Aphrodite(Greeks equivalent to Venus),Medussa and others being sweeties like Persophone,Athena and many more i will mention continously in my blogposts.Enjoy!